Monday, November 19, 2012
Baseball Tantrum
Last night I had a dream that I was playing baseball in the hallway of a house. I was up to bat, and the pitcher was not very far away. He'd wind up and throw, and I'd swing and miss because I wouldn't have time to see the ball. There were a few people there that I knew - this guy Ryan from middle school that I haven't talked to or seen in years, and my cousin Cam were among them. After I got fed up with striking out, I complained that the whole thing was a joke. Actually it was more like I threw a tantrum. The distance from the pitcher to the batter was supposed to be 45 feet, and instead it was around 8 feet. That's why I couldn't see the ball. I demonstrated that the measurement was off by laying down, showing everyone that I was slightly over six feet tall and that obviously, the pitcher was way too close. We decided to take the game outside. Then I couldn't find my glasses, so I was worried that I'd come up to bat without my glasses on, which I would need to see the ball clearly.
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